Yes, I wrote this one. It was supposed to be part of some sort of event, but I guess it never happened.

It follows my favorite ABCB rhyme scheme. Iambic meter as usual, with five feet (ten syllables) in the odd-numbered lines, two feet in the even-numbered ones. Read this one out loud ... it's fun.

(yes, I know what it's about. No, I won't tell you)